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​Douche Crew

This song is by Stormtroopers Of Death and appears on the album Speak English Or Die (1985).


Why do you play so fast? To be cool?
If you think you'll last, you're just fools
You try to be something that you're not
And all you do is fill our ears with rot

You claim to play hardcore
Well, that's a bunch of shit
You're just a bunch of snot-nosed kids
A real group of tits

You make your bed you lay in
I bet it's made of shit
You think you're all so macho
I bet you all have clits

You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew

We offered you our hands
You just turned your backs
You're just a bunch of poser douchbag
Faggot, dickless hacks

Wearing all their douchy clothes
They like to watch each other pose
They're all the same, so fuckin' lame
We'll shove their spikes right up their holes

You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew

Written by:

Charlie Benante, Scott Ian, Dan Lilker, Billy Milano