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​The Woodshed Blues

This song is by Steve Wynn and appears on the album Take Your Flunky and Dangle (1994).

Johnny 'whooped' and threw up his hands
And said it doesn't get much better than this
Janey found a tarnished heart
And threw me a desparate kiss
And I was trying every lock
To try to find a key that would fit
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
Johnny kneeled and measured his feet
For the idiot's hall of fame
Janey shined a tarnished heart
And told Cupid to take game
And I raised a toast to Peggy Lee
'Cause there had to be more to this game
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
Johnny finally got a clue
And he headed far around the bend
And Janey put away her heart
And moved in with a very good friend
And I put my toes in the water
And I jumped back in again
I got my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues