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​Special Fred

This song is by Stephen Lynch.

When I was a boy of 10
I had a very best friend.
Fred was kind with good intent
But just a little different

Oh special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now hes not so bright instead
Hes a little bit special
Just a little bit

We'ed played tag and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier he'd eat dirt
I like math and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree

Oh special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause hes a little bit special
Just a little bit.

I ran track, hung out in malls,
Fred ran headfirst into walls.
I had girls and lots of clothes,
Fred had names for all his toes.

Oh special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head.
Now he thinks hes a piece of bread
Cause hes a little bit special,
Just a little bit.

One day talking to special Fred
He grabed up a brick and swung at my head
As he laughed at me that's when I knew.
Special Fred just made me special to!

Now I laugh as I count bugs,
I give strangers great big hugs,
Next to me Fred is fine,
Yeah hes a fuckin' Enstien.

Oh special Fred and me.
Now we're not right in the head you see
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special

That bastard Fred made me special
Just a little bit

Just a little bit... Special.