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Mountain Town

This song is by South Park and appears on the movie soundtrack South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999).

Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town

The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello
Stranger: Get out of my way
Stan: Even though the temperature's low, It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

Sharon: Well good morning Stan
Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon: A movie?
Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada
Sharon: All right, all right here you go, but be back for supper
Stan: Thanks Mom

Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town

Stan: Dude! Dude wake up
Kenny: Coming
Stan: Kenny, the Terrance and Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Kenny: (something)
Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Kenny: I'm going to see Terrance and Phillip
Ms. McCormick: You can't, you have to go to church
Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see this movie
Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan
Kenny: OK

Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's day! And I'm very glad that I can say... Stan: That's right! Its Sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn

Ike: Bo. Bobobobobo
Kyle: Ready Ike? Kick the baby
Ike: Don't kick the baby
Kyle: Kick the baby
Shiela: Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby
Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie
Kyle: Oh my god dude
Sheila: Kyle, where are you going?
Kyle: Uh, we're going ice skating
Sheila: Well take your little brother out with you
Kyle: Aw ma, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted
Sheila: Do as I say Kyle
Kyle: Ok, ok I'm sorry

Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town

Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the dooooor: Mom, somebody's at the door, I said
Liane: Coming hon...
Cartman: Ah, I can't see the TV
Generic Reporter: It's been six weeks
Since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him
Liane: Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends
Ike: fireman
Cartman: What are you guys doing here? OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES

Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance and Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA
Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire please? Clerk: NO


Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Sharon Marsh & Sheila Broflovski

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