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Nuttin' for Christmas

This song is by Stan Freberg and appears on the compilation Dr. Demento Presents the Greatest Christmas Novelty CD of All Time (1989).

I broke my back on johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sisters bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on mommy's rug
I made tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me

So, I'm gettin' nuttin for christmas
Mommy and adddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin for christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin but bad

I put a tack on teachers chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in susie's hair
Some...--on me
I did a dance in mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled a sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me

Written by:

Sid Tepper and Roy C. Bennett