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​2 Joints

This song is by South Park Mexican and appears on the album The Purity Album (2000).

(Verse 1: Dum-Dum and Happy P.)

Dum-Dum:
I hit it from worst ways
After the first day
I'm needin' it everyday
And twice on a Thursday
Blood thick than water
In pounds better than quarters
I smokin' 2 Joint's
While I'm knockin' down yo' daughter
Dope House Records is on fire
So grab the estinguisher
I smoked out in the beamer
About to get emphezema
Gun slingers rap singers
With more stripe than the bengals
No need for the gang sign
I'm usin' my trigger finger.

Happy P.:
Now won't you roll one
Po' the 4 one
Sometimes I'm real selfish & I'll smoke my weed with no one
You know me
I'm young Happy P
Kick back and blow a sweet
While my niggas move ki's
Bitch please
I got G's
Sippin' corona with lima squeeze
And platinum P's
Only smoke on the fine leaves
I started out
Sellin' $5 tweets
And now I'm hella paid
Sellin' 5000 dollar beats.

(Chorus: Grimm)
I smoke 2 Joint's when I wake up
In the car I smoke 2 Joint's
I smoke 2 Joint's when in play video games
And every 10,000 points
I smoke 2 Joint's in time of piece
And 2 in time of war ar
I smoke 2 Joint's before I smoke 2 Joint's
And then I smoke 2 more.

Verse 2: South Park Mexican and Low-G:

South Park Mexican:

Man this killer herb got me runnin' over curbs
And writing these raps full of misspelled words
I curse on my verse snatch yo' bitch like a purse
'Cause she like the twinkies that I slapped on my herse
I take 2 charges it's really quite harmless
The only side effect is that it makes you retarded [laugh]
I started in 82
In 5th grade
You can say I was in high school
True smoker.

Low-G:

I got married at an early age
Con mi hermosa
Maria es mi esposa
Mi sanchas Nina Rosa
Mafiosa
Pero eso es otra cosa
My wife es celosa
No llores mariposa
Tan chiclosa
Te traigo from coasta a coasta
I got your corazon dropped en mi bolsa
Borrachos de tu besos
Oja pa mi huesos
Me trais pesos
Con hildao pa me seso.

(Chorus: Grimm)
I smoke 2 Joint's when I wake up
In the car I smoke 2 Joint's
I smoke 2 Joint's when in play video games
And every 10,000 points
I smoke 2 Joint's in time of piece
And 2 in time of war ar
I smoke 2 Joint's before I smoke 2 Joint's
And then I smoke 2 more.

(Verse 3: Diamond and Grimm)

Diamond:
Dimaond pop the baller scene
Smoke 2 Joint's where I can beam
Flip the scene bizatines
Sippin' lean sticky green
Come out fresh when it spring
Steady flossin' diamond rings
Bustin' gats with Bing
Catchin' squares at 10
Baby Beeshi got the throne
Happy P. We fitin' to roll
And shut 'em down we livin' throwed
Got the keys
We got the vo's
Hit and run cause the scheme
Rush your head and feel my spin
Since diamond came around
Now she down with a team.

Grimm:

Now I'm down with Bobby Brown
But I love Al Green
Keep a sweet in my mouth and another in my jeans
About to blow 'em back to back takin' 2 to the dome
Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown
Stay stoned at home
Drop a flow rock a show
Got to go out the do
Boppin' hoe after close
No hit's snow switch
Place a pink in my eye
And I'm always down wit tryin' new ways to reach for the sky

(Chorus: Grimm)
I smoke 2 Joint's when I wake up
In the car I smoke 2 Joint's
I smoke 2 Joint's when in play video games
And every 10,000 points
I smoke 2 Joint's in time of piece
And 2 in time of war ar
I smoke 2 Joint's before I smoke 2 Joint's
And then I smoke 2 more.

(Verse 4: Baby Bash and Lil' Bing)

Baby Bash:
Now I be blowin' when it's mo' than one but less than three
That's the recipe
Yes indeed blowin' oooey gooey a neccesity
Don't question me
Blowin' heavily till I'm 70
That's the remedy
Feelin' famous like the Kennedy's
From here to Tennessee sippin' hennesse
Smokin' with intensity
Feel my ghetto energy
Fools be sweatin' me for that rush in the Lebanese
I be gettin' higher than the hills of Beverly Beverly.

Lil' Bing:
2 Joint's be smellay in my Cadi
Drivin' badly ti Cali
Hastled by federalis
Drippin' candy
Sippin' brandy
20 inches look fancy
On my way to the grammys
Hoes droppin' they panties
Got a freak named Sandy
Makin' hits like Sammie
I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at Grandy's
Smashin' off man fo' sho'
Got my TV's on glow
Smokin' 2 smokin' 4
Then mo' with 2 mo'.

(2 mo' repeats till fade:)