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What Would Brian Boitano Do?

This song is by South Park and appears on the movie soundtrack South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999).

Stan: What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skating for the gold,
He did two sal cows and a triple lutz While wearing a blind fold.

Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

All: So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

Kyle: And I just want my mom To stop fighting everyone



Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do.

All: And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

All: When Brian Boitano travelled through time to the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king to save the human race again

Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Khan.

Stan and Kyle: 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

All: So let's get all the kids together, and unite to stop our moms,
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.