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The Beer Song

This song is by South Park.

Man: ooh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans
Men: BEER!

Man: can't get enough of it
Men: BEER!
Man: how we really love it
Men: BEER!
Man: makes me think I'm a man
Men: BEER!

Man: I can kiss and hug it
Men: BEER!
Man: but I'd rather chug it
Men: BEER!
Man: got my belly up to here
Men: BEER!

Man: I cannot refuse a
Men: BEER!
Man: I could really use a
Men: BEER, BEER BEER!

Men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

Drunk man: I can't remember how much I have had, I drank a twelve pack with my dad.
Drunk father: (burp) that's my son the drunken manley stud, I'm proud to call him my bud.
Drunk man: here, have some pretzels
Drunk father: no, I'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz
Drunken man: ha ha ha.

Men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends


Man: drink till your fat, stomach distends,
Beer, is liquid bread its good for you,
Men: we like to drink till we spew, ew
Men: who cares if we get fat
Man: I'll drink to that
Man: as we sing once more

Man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans
Men: BEER!

Man: can't get enough of it
Men: BEER!
Man: how we really love it
Men: BEER!
Man: makes me think I'm a man
Men: BEER!

Man: I can kiss and hug it
Men: BEER!
Man: but I'd rather chug it
Men: BEER!
Man: fill my belly up to here
Men: BEER!

Man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,
Do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,
Men: BEER!
Man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!

(Burp)

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