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Mr. Hankey

This song is by South Park.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
He loves me and I love you
Therefore, vicariously, he loves you
Even if you're a Jew
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fibers on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town

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