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Kyle's Mom's A Bitch

This song is by South Park, features South Park and appears on the movie soundtrack South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999).

(Cartman)
You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault

(Kyle)
Shut up Cartman!

(Cartman)
Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-

(Kyle)
Don't say it Cartman!

(Cartman)
WELL!

(Kyle)
Don't do it Cartman!

(Cartman)
WELL!

(Kyle)
I'm warning you!

(Cartman)
OK, OK!

(Kyle)
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-

(Cartman)
Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
She's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

(Kyle)
Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!

(Cartman)
Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biatch!

Come on, you all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch,
And she has stupid hair, she's a bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little bit something like this

(Chinese, French, Dutch and African children sing)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
(Crowd gasps)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch,

(Stan)
Err, Cartman!

(Cartman)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's
Such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat stinking bitch!
Big, old, fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!

Oh, fuck!