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​If You C Jordan

This song is by Something Corporate and appears on the album Audio Boxer (2001) and on the compilation Welcome to the Family (2001).

I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear
About this kid who just don't like me, and that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me, and as you see, I'm all swelled up with fear
'Cause I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan
If you see Jordan
He makes me sick
He makes me sick
High school's over
High school's over
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's Beach
And man, I think that's great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls
Then you drove home real quick
Did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one too many of you in this world

If you see Jordan
If you see Jordan
He makes me sick
He makes me sick
High school's over
High school's over
And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry, well, it's jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing, and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan
If you see Jordan
He makes me sick
He makes me sick
High school's over
High school's over
And you still won't quit

Fuck you, Jordan
Fuck you, Jordan
You make me sick
You make me sick
High school's over
High school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
You'll always be a little redhead bitch