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​I Think I'm Pregnant

This song is by SoKo.

I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
I feel fat and heavy
And I hate my body

I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
I eat chocolate and strawberries
I am sorry, I can't help it

And all day I feel nauseous
It's not pretty to see
Of course, I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger and bigger

How, can I abort
All my fat, fat belly?
Tell me, how can I abort
All my fat, fat belly?

I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
Though I haven't had sex
With nobody but my hands
Since the past three months

I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
Though I take my pills
Every day since I was 13

And I've had a test
And it tells me I'm not
And my friends look at me
And all ask, "SoKo, what's happening?"

"You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigger and bigger"

How can I abort
All my fat, fat belly?
Tell me, how can I abort
All my fat, fat belly?

I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
I am breeding something
But I don't really know what it is

I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant

But today I discovered
That it's not a baby
That I am expecting
Its just a big fart
Stuck in my belly

And I might give birth
To a little piece of fat
To a little piece of fat
To a little piece of fat

And you will look like butter
And you will look like butter
And you will look like
Look like
Butter

Welcome, Mr. Butter

Written by:

Stephanie Sokolinski