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​Out Of The Closet

This song is by Sloppy Meateaters.

I used to have a son
His name was Tom
I used to be a dad
But now I'm his mom

I went to the doctor
'Cause things have gotta change
I want my parts
Re-arranged
I started getting smart,
I started getting wise,
I just starting likin' other guys

Woohoo

The girls never liked me,
Never gave me a chance
But I just wanted
Another man's pants

I went to the park
Just the other day
I told everyone
That I was gay

I started to run, run real fast
Because this scary male
Was tryin' to
Kick my ass

Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah