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​Bob Is Dead

This song is by Skatos.

Bob is dead
Dead dead dead
Dead dead dead dead dead
In the toilet

Bob was a lizard
He never could fly
But a bunch of weenie fourth graders had to watch him die
Bob was a lizard
He used to be mine
We fed him too many crickets and one lodged in his spine

Bob is dead
Dead dead dead
Dead dead dead dead dead
In the toilet

Bob was a lizard
He lived in a cage
We like to read him Shakespeare "All the world's a stage"
Bob was a lizard
Chris bought him at the store
Now he's dead and Chris gets two more

Bob was a lizard who lized by himself
He spent his whole life ina cage on a shelf
Then one day a cricket he did crave
That same cricket sent him to his grave

Bob is dead
Dead dead dead
Dead dead dead dead dead
In the toilet