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​Subtle Awkward Positions

This song is by Shock Therapy and appears on the album Adventures In Good Music (1992).

I was hoping I would go blind
So I would never see again
That we are all so wrong
About the reason we give for why we live

I was hoping I would go deaf
So I would never hear again
The reasons I heard my mother say
For why she knew I should never kill

I was hoping I would go dumb
So I would never speak again
And I could never put myself
In these subtle awkward positions again

I've never been more embarrassed
Ever in my life
Than when I put myself in here
In this subtle awkward position