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Pinkie's Brew

This song is by Sherclop Pones.

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I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
Open the portal, jump in

Crude stew, do you fear it, Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cakewalk served up on a silver spoon
Toss a fig and
Save the date and

Bread and butter, chant and mutter
Marination, incantation
Chocolate icing, timeline splicing
Yeast is rising, rectifying

Pinkie, if you're hearing this, it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on

My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home
Someday, I'm gonna go home


Music by:

Griffin Lewis

Lyrics by:

Griffin Lewis and Jenny Nicholson


  • Griffin Lewis: instruments, Pinkie Pie's father
  • Jenny Nicholson: Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie's mother


These are the lyrics for the extended version; the original version is only the first two verses.

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