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​Arguing On The Internet

This song is by Shael Riley and appears on the album Toybox (2005).

Moderator,
Take this man away.
It's sedition,
What he has to say.

Well I've been staring down God from across the room.
It's been just about effective as you would assume
And I've taken up a complaint against his angels.

I cannot abide by your stance on this issue
It pains me to even sit her but hey,
Got bad priorities.

I cannot abide by your stance or missuses of
Language. Attack ad-hominem
Waste my time.

I've been arguing on the Internet
Even when I win I lose.
Talking politics with Republicans
Is like selling Hitler on the Jews

When I bash my head against a wall
How much longer will it take,
Till my trite cliches and emo ways cause
All my street cred to evaporate.

I've got cases and evidence to bring
But you can't teach god anything.

I've been criticizing a tautalogy
Represented by a falable oligarchy

I've been picking up their kids from school
And their bullshit.

I've been arguing on the Internet
I've been nihilist I've been zen.
You're an egomaniac behind a
Faux well-meaning condescension

I finally understand why
You let it go to your head.

I think this moderator
Had best be moderated. (x2)

I've been arguing on the Internet
Don't know how this all got started.

It's like running in a wheelchair race;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.

Backing myself into a corner
How much longer will it take,
Till my trite cliches and
Emo ways cause
All my street cred to evaporate.