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​Kittenette

This song is by Severed Heads.

Last weekend, daddy bought a boyfriend
Short and sweet, somewhere shy of 16
Brought him home, nailed him on the carpet
We all laughed at his little dance
Well late that night, hid it all from mother
Saw the nails and knew it anyway so
Last weekend, spent a lot of time in,
Crying...

As often said but never done
Your feline girls your canine sons
At home they've got a lot of things to do
At home they've got a lot of things to do
As people say but never do
The heart is lies, the rest is true

Last weekend, daddy bought a boyfriend
Short and sweet, somewhere south of Asia
Brought him home, in a mystery picnic
We all laughed at his little dance
Well late that night, hid it all from mother
Saw the nails and knew it anyway so
Last weekend, spent a lot of time in,
Crying...