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I Need a Jew

This song is by Seth MacFarlane.

This song is a parody of "When You Wish upon a Star" by Cliff Edwards.
This song is featured in the television series Family Guy.
Original video
Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wondrous dancing speck of light
I need a Jew

Lois makes me take the rap
'Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew

Where to find
A Baum or Stien or Stein
To teach me how to whine
And do my taxes

Though by many they're abhorred
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew