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Bizarre Novelties

This song is by SNFU and appears on the album The One Voted Most Likely To Succeed (1995).

I find it hard to talk
With a black ball in my mouth
Impossible to fart
With carrots up my ass
My neighbors think I'm weird
I do agree
Whatever turns your crank
Are you into bizarre novelties?
I find it hard to walk
With my thumbs screwed into the floor
I travel to strange places
When left alone I explore

My neighbors think I'm sick
I do agree
Do not try this at home
Unless your into bizarre novelties

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