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​Whatcha Jewin'?

This song is by Rucka Rucka Ali.

Jews keep tryna sue me
How do jews do that shit?
Why do jews steal yo shit?
How do jews do that shit?
How do jews?
Why do jews?
Wanna sue?
How do jews?
Try to sue?

They take your ring
They take your watch
They take your rock
They take your pipe

When you ain't lookin'
They take your bike
Feed them some bacon-
They'll take your life

Sometimes we like
To hate all of em
But lookin' back
They gave us hoffman

So trust me homie
They rip you off
Just count your losses
Don't piss 'em off

They made Einstien
Stand in line
For Chinese food
Wasted his time

He built a bomb
Dropped it on em
Then drank some wine
And said L'chaim

And if you're black
Don't go to court
'Cause they gonna ask you
"Where was you last Tuesday?"

Get a Jewish lawyer
Wanna date his daughter
And you're black?
Yeah good luck with that

Jews keep tryna sue me
How do jews do that shit?
Why do jews steal yo shit?
How do jews do that shit?
How do jews?
Why do jews?
Wanna sue?
How do jews?
Try to sue?

Jews keep tryna sue me
How do jews do that shit?
Why do jews steal yo shit?
How do jews do that shit?
How do jews?
Why do jews?
Wanna sue?
How do jews?
Try to sue?

Let's all be honest
Okay Let's do this
You Fuckin' hippies
You're fuckin' jewish

'The Fuck you doin'?
Rich Son a Bitch
Your name is
Moscowitzgreenbergovich

So why you sayin'
That you're Indian?
You smoke the purp?
You're European

Always complaining
About something or another
So go tell your Mother
Fuckin' grow up!

Answer this question
Don't get offended:
What's your connection
To 9/11?

Okay you're right
It wasn't you
Jews couldn't fly
They try to sue

Okay we got it
Hitler was bad
Stop crying about it
And bomb Iran

(Toby Queef):
Well I don't like em
I think they're Whack
They steal your shit
And they're not even Black!

Jews keep tryna sue me
How do jews do that shit?
Why do jews steal yo shit?
How do jews do that shit?
How do jews?
Why do jews?
Wanna sue?
How do jews?
Try to sue?

Jews keep tryna sue me
How do jews do that shit?
Why do jews steal yo shit?
How do jews do that shit?
How do jews?
Why do jews?
Wanna sue?
How do jews?
Try to sue?

Stop!
Stop trying to take my shit!

Uh it's just to borrow

No! No!

Uh I'll give it back

Stop! Man gimme my shit back it's my shit!

Uh I'm gonna sue you!

Won't you just stop tryna sue me
'Cause I can't take it, Why won't you eat Bacon?

Uh you know how much bacon costs?
It's too expensive!

Jews keep tryna sue me
How do jews do that shit?
Why do jews steal yo shit?
How do jews do that shit?
How do jews?
Why do jews?
Wanna sue?
How do jews?
Try to sue?

Jews keep tryna sue me
How do jews do that shit?
Why do jews steal yo shit?
How do jews do that shit?
How do jews?
Why do jews?
Wanna sue?
How do jews?
Try to sue?

(Yiddish)