FANDOM

1,928,468 Pages

StarIconGreen
LangIcon
​Al Qaedirection

This song is by Rucka Rucka Ali.

Attention passengers
Please listen
To an important message
By ur flicht's captain

Ima jihadi
Da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn
And I came
Here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The One direction
This airplane is
Gonna fly is down
(Down, down, down, down, down)
Not gonna fly home
(Home, home, home, home, home)
We're gonna die bro
(Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro)
The one direction
This airplane is
Gonna fly is down

One day
I met my friends
In Londonistan
Harry Bols
Louis B. Gay
Niall Eleven
Liam Bitchtits
We started a group together
And called it
Al Qaedirection
The One direction
This airplane is gonna fly down

What's up?
Chippy chop
I am Louis
I like caulk
I am Zayn
From Iraq
I run this shit
I call the shots
Ur all my hostages
This is a Jihad
(Oh no)
If you cooperate
I'll show you my nuts
Let's go

I just heard
X-factor's tonight
Yeah
Winners gets flown
To the United States
Then we could kill
All of the whites
(Uh huh)
Put your pants on
This is our time

Ima jihadi
Da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn
And I came
Here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction
This airplane is
Gonna fly is down
(Down, down, down, down, down,...)
Not gonna fly home
(Home, home, home, home, home)
We're gonna die bro
(Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro)
The one direction
This airplane is
Gonna fly is down

That was absolutely
Dreadful
Just guite possibly
The WORST
Thing I heard
In my ENTIRE
Life

U were saying?

That was fantastic
Pack ur bags boys
Ur going to America

The one direction
This airplane is gonna fly is down

Oh gosh
This is posh
Where's the potty
I must wash
Are there no
Crumpets to nosh?
This was they
Call a toothbrush?
This shitty country
Did some terrible stuff
(U know)
It would be funny
If we blow it all up
(O'yeah)


The award show's
Starting tonight
(Yeah)
We'll perform
And blow ourself up
And die
I'm not sure
That I want to die
(Uh uh)
Russell Brand
Is the host
Oh then all right

Next up we got
Al Qaedirection
With their hit single
Ima Jihadi
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum

Ima jihadi
Da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn
And I came
Here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction
This airplane is
Gonna fly is down...

Ima jihadi
Da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn
And I came
Here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction
This airplane is gonna
Fly is down

Well that is my story bro
A story of life
Friendships
And Jihad
Now I'm in paradise
With Uncle Osama
And seventytwo directioners

The one direction
This airplane is gonna
Fly is down