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​The Woman Song

This song is by Rodney Carrington.

(She's a Woman)
(She's a Woman)

Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Woman Song

(She's a Woman)
(She's a Woman)

I am woman hear me roar, if you don't open my door
I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have to
Oh the female sex has a lot more class, unless we're looking at a male stripper's ass
I'm a 21st century gal, but I can't set my VCR

(She's a Woman)
(She's a Woman)

Well I am not your hooker, but your still going to pay
'Cause sex is a special thing, and a darn good weapon
Because my body belongs to me, until I get dinner and a movie
I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check

(She's a Woman)
(She's a Woman)

And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds
And I'm not afraid to ask for directions, 'cause I can't fold a map
And I stand behind my man, so I can nag him as much as I can
And I can fight in combat, but I can't kill a spider

(She's a Woman)
(She's a Woman)

And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm
'Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face
And I don't take drugs and I don't drink booze, but I am addicted to buying shoes
And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business

(She's a Woman)
(She's a Woman)