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The Man Song

This song is by Rodney Carrington.

Ladies And Gentlemen The Man Song

(He's the man)
(He's the man)

I don't take no crap from anybody else but you
I wear the pants around here, when I'm finished with your laundry
'Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight, when I say jump you say "Yeah right"
I'm the man of this house until you get home

(He's the man)
(He's the man)

What I say goes around here, right out the window
But I don't wanna hear a lot of whining, so I'll shut up
The sooner you learn who's boss around here, the sooner you can give me my orders dear.
'Cause I'm head honcho around here, but it's all in my head

(He's the man)
(He's the man)

And I can have sex anytime that you want
'Cause I'm a man who has needs, but they're not that important
And don't expect any flowers from me, 'cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry
I'm the king of my castle when you're not around

(He's the man)
(He's the man)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch.
Cause a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do, and I'm gonna do what you tell me to
Because I'm Top Dog around here but I've been neutered.

(He's the man)
(He's the man)
(You The Man!)

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