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The Breathalyser

This song is by Rick Wakeman and appears on the album Rick Wakeman's Criminal Record (1977) and on the album The Mixture (2002).

I woke up this morning
Woah my head was throbbing so bad I just couldn't sleep
My eyes had ceased to serve me
Last night I past a police car in a thirty mile a hour zone and I was doing 93
That's what they say. I'm a guilty man oh so I blew in the breathalyser
Watch those pretty little crystals turn a shade of disgusting blue
They took me down to the station, but I refused to give a blood test
So they went and took the urine out of me
Oh, oh oh man, that's piercing

CreditsEdit

  • Bill Oddie - Vocals