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Legal Age Life At Variety Store

This song is by Rheostatics and appears on the album Whale Music (1992).

Well, legal age life at variety store,
Dealing in dope by the Exit door.
Waiting to work like a worm at the core.
Standing so long in the snow I'm sore.
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?

Well, legal age life at variety store,
These are the things that make me roar:
Disco sux and so does war,
The meek shall inherit the Earth no more.
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?

And each time I wake up I try to speak.
Well, I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek.
And each time I wake up I feel so weak.
Dumbfounded.

Ah, legal age life at variety store,
Sticking my head through the passenger door.

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