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​Car Bomb

This song is by Rappy McRapperson.

Car bomb, car bomb
Car bomb, car bomb

Metal, gasoline and formaldehyde
Petroleum and spark plug wires
Flammable, ignitable, explodable and light-able
And it's duck taped to the bottom of my automobile

Car bomb, car bomb
Car bomb, car bomb

Cruising through the town in the middle of traffic
I did a u-turn and swerved on the sidewalk
Dipping through alleyways, I took a shortcut
I bumped into a dumpster, but I didn't give a what

I'm checking out potential targets
Each one a gift to the apocalyptic harvest
I'm here to make a scene
Me and my car bomb blowing off some steam

Car bomb, car bomb
Car bomb, car bomb

Cruising through the town while I'm on the evoked
I hope no one finds out my Driver's License is revoked
And also, that my car's explodable
I'm infamous, if history is notable

Up lake, driving around with a scheme
'Cause we gotta go where we gotta be
I stopped at my destination
And thought over stuff, in hesitation

Before I connect the current
I asked my conscious, and he said "you can do it"
Well, press record 'cause this is gonna make the newsies
I pressed my magic button and everything spluttered oozies

Car bomb, car bomb
Car bomb, car bomb