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​Sober White Guys Can't Dance

This song is by Punch!167.

Every guy I know has the same problem
It happens to you, it makes me real blue
There are a few, it might be you
They think they can dance, but seriously they can't

No sober white guy can dance

You can't escape it, you know it's true
Just hope and pray she's not looking at you
It's not our fault, not a thing you can do
The only cure is having beer with you

No sober white guy can dance

Look at you, it's true
No sober white guy can dance
It's you