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​The Dumb Song

This song is by Psychostick.

Original video
You're dumb
You're dumb
Same thing
Still dumb

Hey Merve, you're dumb.
No, you're dumb.
No, no you're dumb.
Well you're dumb 'cause you got glasses on.
Well you're... dumb.
Your nose is funny, and dumb.
Oh yeah? Well your eyes are dumb.
I'm gonna sing while you're dumb.


Your books are overdue, because you're dumb
Oh yeah, well your hamster ran away, because you're dumb
Your shirt shrunk in the wash, because it's cotton and you're dumb
Well your toilet over-flowed

You know Merve, you're not the only one that's dumb.
Who else is dumb?
Everybody.
You're right, they're all dumb.


Hey you
You go to pluh.com, because you're dumb
Yeah, and you're downloading this song, because you're dumb
Your hemorrhoids are inflamed, because you're dumb
Your brain's all stupid

Oh say can you see, everyone is dumb but me
I am never ever wrong, and that's all you'll ever be

People who hold out notes are dumb, the longer you do that the dumber you sound.

It's daylight savings time, because you're dumb
That guy right there is dumb, because you're dumb
One time you went to McDonalds and got some french fries
And ketchup packets, and you sat down to eat them
But you couldn't get 'em open so you went to the store
To buy some scissors but didn't have enough money so
You started running to your friend's house to borrow some
Money so you could buy some scissors to open up your
Ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully
But then just before you got to his front door
A piano fell on your head, because you're dumb

Didn't see that one coming
Oh say can you see, everyone is dumb but me
I am never ever wrong, and that's all you'll ever be

That was beautiful.
Thank you.
You're still dumb.

You're dumb, the song, now die
You're dead, because, you're dumb
Oh wait, you're still, alive
You're still dumb nonetheless

You roared 'cause you're dumb.

You're dumb because you thought the heavy part was over.

You died while in the pit, because you're dumb
Your funeral is boring, 'cause you're dumb
You're six feet underground, because you're dumb
Now you're all dead and stuff

You're dumb 'cause this sounds like a Deftones song.
You're dumb 'cause pandas are endangered.
You're dumb 'cause everything is composed of matter.
You're dumb because, smiley face.
You're dumb because this recording studio is just my closet in my apartment.
(dumb dumb dumb)
And, and, and you're dumb because,
(dumb dumb dumb)
I'm out of dumb things to say... you dummy.
(dumb dumb dumb dumb)

Written by:

Psychostick