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Jingle Bell Metal

This song is by Psychostick and appears on the EP The Flesh Eating Roller Skate Holiday Joyride (2007).

Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls
Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls
Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad
Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la
Fa-la-la

Crush your balls
With a sleigh
Jingle bells
In your face

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal
Escape from this very merry medley is futile

Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland
The little drummer boy never really had a band
Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high
Do you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum

Crush your balls
With a sleigh
Jingle bells
In your face

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal
Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal
Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal
Escape from this very merry medley is futile

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Written by:

Joshua Key/Alex Preiss/Robert Kersey