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Cockblock

This song is by Psychostick and appears on the EP The Digital Appetizer (2010).

Hey you dickhole
She was flirting with me
Hey you fuckface
I just bought her a drink

Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak
Ruining the evening
She was the one, now you've won at douchebaggery

I can't figure out
If you are an overprotective brother
A friend in the friend zone
Or a dumbass bitter ex lover

I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
I got a feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay
(One, two, fuck you)

You're cockblock
Ruining my game
You're a cockblock
Pathetic and lame

Hey you dumb bitch
Can't you leave us alone
What's your problem
Can't you throw me a bone

Staring at me like I'm Satan himself
Trying to steal her soul
Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol

I can't figure out
If you're an overprotective sister
A jealous best friend
Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her

I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay
(One, two, fuck you)

You're a cockblock
Ruining my game
You're a cockblock
Pathetic and lame
You're a cockblock
That's what you do
You're a cockblock
Obstructing the poon

Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)
Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)
(You, fu-cking)

Congratulations
You're an asshole
I hope you're happy
'Cause you're an asshole

You ruined the whole night
You're an asshole
Why don't you eat shit and die
'Cause you're an asshole

Cockblock
Cockblock

Music by:

Joshua Key

Lyrics by:

Joshua Key

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