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​Women

This song is by Producers With Computers and appears on the album Old Shit / New Shit (2009).

Before you get her pregnant number one: Use protection on your erection,
I don't care what you think, it stops infection.
(Two) Before you stick it in, make sure you know where she's been,
If she's older than 16 and fit: No virgin.
Take the number of boys she admits to have fucked,
Times it by three, that's the number she's sucked.
If you're a girl thinking this track is all crap,
Ask a fit friend this doesn't apply if you're ugly or fat.

'Cause women like lies, women like money.
Women like guys who aren't even funny.
Women go for men who resemble a father figure,
That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger?
'Cause women are fucked up, women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, most women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, yes women you're fucked.

Don't smother me, you wanna mother me, I'll get another B.
I give you 100% fucking guarantee,
That if you pressure me instead of pleasure me,
I would rather get a vasectomy than spread the seed you're only seventeen.
If we meet at a show, you wanna fuck, you saw me live,
I am 98% certain your pussy won't survive.
'Cause I'm 5 years into getting 'nuff sex,
I'm blessed, the best, I can get sex from a text.

'Cause women like lies, women like money.
Women like guys who aren't even funny.
Women go for men who resemble a father figure,
That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger?
'Cause women are fucked up, women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, most women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, yes women you're fucked.

Now I know I said that women are fucked in the head, but listen,
Before you start the pissing, dissing and missing the point.
I never dissapoint, I'm forever in joints
Where the girls go for the dick with the most coins.
Girls seem insane, but aren't they misunderstood?
To single out a sex is something we never should.
But then again in my experiences it's been true,
Like six times in a row so you can all go fuck yourselves.
(Err...)

'Cause women like lies, women like money.
Women like guys who aren't even funny.
Women go for men who resemble a father figure,
That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger?
'Cause women are fucked up, women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, most women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, yes women you're fucked.

'Cause women like lies, women like money.
Women like guys who aren't even funny. (...You have to stop)
Women go for men who resemble a father figure, (You, they're gonna ban you from myspace!)
That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger?
'Cause women are fucked up, women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, most women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, women are fucked.
Women are fucked up, yes women you're fucked.

The answer's no... bitch.
Murder lessons!