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​Girlies

This song is by Producers With Computers and appears on the album Volume 1 (2008).

I do like girls but I don't like girlies,

You know the ones who stay out till the earliest.

Gettin' pissed off their heads,

They act like boys doing shots in tens.

It's not nice when the big mouths get their boyfriends into fights.

He's normally about four years older;

Drinks hard, plays hard,

Reckons he's a soldier.

She's only fifteen but she's been real lean,

Real mean to guys her age

And it's strange 'cause Sara's not old enough to even get raped

But Sara's had it all on a plate, mate.

Little does she know that tonight,

She's gonna take a pill, end her best friend's life.

For the second half of the girlies Sara,

She's gonna learn a little thing or two about karma.

You ever seen a girl in a club or a bar?

The kind of girl you only ever seen from afar?

So it's hard to make out her actual age,

She could be eighteen, or just eight.

Look at her chucking down her sixth baccardi,

Cigarette in hand, now it's time to party.

Not just drunk, started getting drowsy.

Slipped a hypnaught by some kinda lousy

Lucas, that's his name, pushing these drugs on Sara's plain.

Stupid, not to cover up the cap,

Leave it on the bar for some paedo to snatch.

It didn't matter though 'cause the rapist left,

Before he tried it on, another girl went.

Drunk as fuck, left by herself, but my story is not about that girl.

Sara's dancing, it might look nice but she throws up once and she throws up twice.

"I've never been this drunk in my life"

Okay Sara, you better call it a night.

So she walks outside, fuckin' lucky as hell,

'Cause the paedo just left with another girl.

Gets in her car, walkin' home's a mission,

She puts the key in ignition.

I do like girls but I don't like girlies,

You know the ones who stay out till the earliest.

Gettin' pissed off their heads,

They act like boys doing shots in tens.

It's not nice when the big mouths get their boyfriends into fights.

He's normally about four years older;

Drinks hard, plays hard,

Reckons he's a soldier.

I do like girls but I don't like girlies,

You know the ones who stay out till the earliest.

Gettin' pissed off their heads,

They act like boys doing shots in tens.

It's not nice when the big mouths get their boyfriends into fights.

He's normally about four years older;

Drinks hard, plays hard,

Reckons he's a soldier.

Kate's Saturday starts round Pip's house.

There's about ten or twelve of them now.

They chat while they do each others hair and make-up.

The wine comes out and they all get loud.

Small advice follows on from the wine,

They're falling out their mini-skirts by this time.

Sara texts Kate saying 'see you at the bar, love you girlie, x, ha ha.'

Now they're in the taxi,

"Get us to the club!"

"Yeah, all right darlin', but which club?"

"Zara, which club?"

"Oh, I love this song!"

Finally, they pull up to the venue.

Every single girlie is a special on the menu of the lads on the stella.

"Are you tired babes?"

"Why?"

"You've been runnin' through my mind all day."

That line's all it takes for Kate to be impressed,

This boy can't wait to get her undressed.

Mens room, that's where the magic happens,

She thinks they're going out now, he only wanted sex.

Kate gets upset, Kate gets drunk.

Meets her mate Lucas,

Yeah, the rapist one.

He says, "You're beautiful, come back to mine."

Her heart's been broken, she doesn't decline.

You know the kind of girls you see stumbling in the street?

Well, that's Katie, isn't she sweet?

Lucas; offers her a carry, he spots his oppurtunity and takes her down an alley.

Kate; still drunk but still awake,

Kicking and screaming now, makes her escpae.

Into the road, headlights blaze.

(Tyres Screech)

Hello Sara, Goodbye Kate.

I do like girls but I don't like girlies,

You know the ones who stay out till the earliest.

Gettin' pissed off their heads,

They act like boys doing shots in tens.

It's not nice when the big mouths get their boyfriends into fights.

He's normally about four years older;

Drinks hard, plays hard,

Reckons he's a soldier.

I do like girls but I don't like girlies,

You know the ones who stay out till the earliest.

Gettin' pissed off their heads,

They act like boys doing shots in tens.

It's not nice when the big mouths get their boyfriends into fights.

He's normally about four years older;

Drinks hard, plays hard,

Reckons he's a soldier.