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​Wean Me

This song is by Poon Up!.

Ill start with a story to get you in the mood

It might be a little scary and definitely rude

If you want an example of some things I will include

There will be cunty wunty, shitty-witty, clitty-witty Poon

Wean me

Wean me tiny person

Wean me

Wean me all day

Wean me

You lovely little person

Wean me

That's a nice toupee

Scheisse! Ich habe Kopfschmerzen!

Ach Nein!

Scheisse

Ever since I was about 5 years old

There's been something missing, while my heart stays cold

EMO

And then I realised while I was on a trampoline

That's the shitting problem, I need to be weaned

You wanky little noodle

Ill stab you in the cunt

If you ever try to trick me again

By dressing as a nun

I saw you coming over

You holy little swine

I was that close to weaning

And you were watching all the time

I'm not into fisting

Or munting, not at all

But if you don't try weaning

Then you really are a fool

Don't be grumpy plop plop

Or yucky wanky wank

Or naughty nanny nob nob

I really love anne frank

Wean me

Wean me tiny person

Wean me

Wean me all day

Wean me

You lovely little person

Wean me

In san diego bay

Or maybe san jose?

On valentines day!

While we play croquet

In a small cafe?

I just love to wean

I'm a wean machine

I'm really really keen

Do you flick your bean?