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​Sexual Pickle

This song is by Pony Pants and appears on the album Till Death Do Us Party (2006).

So much love, so little time
Today, kids like me are a dime a dozen
It's like crushin' on your second cousin
It's not fair
Life's so unfair

Fuck! I'm in a sexual pickle
Oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
Fuck! this is so ridiculous
Spontaneously combust
Like a crowded chinatown bus
And I'm outta here
Oh, I'm so outta here

Love triangles, love quadrangles
A drag queen with her legs so tangled
A drag king with his newfangled sexuality
What will he do to me?
What will she do with me?

Fuck! I'm in a sexual pickle
Oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
Fuck! this is so ridiculous
Spontaneously combust
Like a crowded chinatown bus
And I'm outta here
Oh, I'm so outta here

And ** is taking my body
** ** (Muffled by next line overdub)
Oh I'm so outta here