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​Uber Pussy

This song is by Pink Guy and appears on the album Pink Season (2017).

Hello, this is taxi
Hello, I would like to schedule you to come pick me up
As I am on the prowl for pussy
Very good, I come pick you up now?
That would be much appreciated, I am very, very horny

Pussy, pussy, give me that pussy
Pussy, pussy, I need that pussy
I eat the pussy
I beat the pussy
I pray to the pussy
I'm gay for the pussy
Your Uber is here
Now give me the pussy
No cash no credit
Now also let me see the pussy

I'm on that prowl for pussy
I need the pussy
I feed the pussy
I keep the pussy
I read the pussy
I clean the pussy
I cream the pussy
I need the pussy
My wife divorced me
And I'm very, very sad
And I'm going through a mid-life crisis
Pussy, pussy, give me that pussy
Pussy, pussy, I need that pussy
I need to nut
I need to nut, I need to nut
In a nice 'lil pussy
Squeeze the titties, touch my willy
And it will get hard
And she will scream

Indian pussy, Asian pussy
Brown pussy, black pussy
White pussy, pink pussy
Pastrami sandwich pussy
All kinds of pussy, all kinds of pussy
I love every kind of pussy
I need to nut, I need to nut
I need to nut, right now
I need to nut, I need to nut
I'm gonna bust right now
With consent

Sometimes I play with my willy, and the white stuff come out!