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Can't Touch Me

This song is by Peter Griffin.

This song is a parody of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer.
Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Just like the bad guys, from Lethal Weapon 2.
I got diplomatic immunities
So Hammer you can't sue.
I can write graffiti even J-walk in the street.
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot and touch your sister cheek.
Can't touch me
What in gods name is he doing?
I believe that's the worm.
Stop! Peter time!
I'm a big shot
There's no doubt
Light a fire and p** it out
Don't like it?
Kiss my r***.
Just for a minute let's all do the bump.
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump.
Can't touch me.
I'm presidential peter;
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if your handicap I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world
From Hartford to Bombay
It's Peter! Go Peter! It's Peter! Go Peter! Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me.

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