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​Pathetic Underdogs

This song is by Paul Chesne and appears on the album White Man's Curse (2008).

Pathetic Underdogs

I'm in love with my guitar, but she don't cry too much
My wife lives on a flying saucer
I'm all haggard bent and broke but I'm in better shape then Dutch
I been to Harlem but I ain't jokin'
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We are pathetic underdogs
We are perverted and entertainment starved
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Break up with me at the museum in the neo-renaissance
I always hated that exhibit
How'd 15 minutes add up to something and turn into 7 months
If your sister could put up with what
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We are pathetic underdogs
We are perverted and entertainment starved
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We are frightened of certain ideas
We never read paragraphs
We never read encyclopedias
We only saw photographs
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Guitar Solo
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You're encouraging a destructive quotient disguised as a woman's touch
Every instinct is an action frozen
If there was a dive bar open to take care of us
I'd have 2 vodkas with extra olives
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We are pathetic underdogs
We are perverted and entertainment starved
~
We are frightened of certain ideas
We never read paragraphs
We never read encyclopedias
We only saw photographs
~
We are your children so take care of us
Right in to shape kick our ass.