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​Gotta Be Rich

This song is by Paul Chesne and appears on the album Wet Dog Man (2005).

Gotta Be Rich

I gotta be rich
Gotta fuck a fine bitch
I need a scheme to get rich quick
I gotta be rich.
Get a room at the Ritz.
'Cause I'm a capitalist
I gotta be rich
~~~~~

With too much drugs and money
And not enough self worth
I'll be fucked up till it's sunny,
Check myself into Betty Ford
Then I'll have a relapse
Try to commit suicide,
But I'll still sleep on a pile of money
With 3 ladies by my side
~~~~~

Ooh, Gotta be rich
Gonna live off the interest
Buy my girl some silicone tits
Just as soon as I'm rich
Get divorced and get hitched
I'm gonna build my own mint
Just as soon as I'm rich
~~~~~

You can call me shallow
I promise I won't mind
'Cause I'll be sittin' pretty
In my mansion on Mulholland Drive
Call me superficial
I won't put up a fight
'Cause I'll be so damn happy
I'll even buy your momma somethin' nice
~~~~~

Just as soon as I'm rich,
Give out generous tips
'Cause I'm a materialist
I gotta be rich
Get divorced and get hitched
I'm gonna buy me 4 obnoxious kids
Go along with my rich
~~~~~

Solo
~~~~~

I gotta be rich
Gotta fuck a fine bitch
I need a scheme to get rich quick
I gotta be rich
Get a room at the Ritz
'Cause I'm a capitalist
I gotta be rich
~~~~~

I got $200
In my latest bag of loot
And I'm not afraid to spend it
On some Asian prostitutes.
As for poor people's problems
I ain't got me none.
I got so many friends
That I can't trust anyone

Just as soon as I'm rich
Get divorced and get hitched
I need a scheme to get rich quick
'Cause I gotta be rich
Get a room at the ritz
~~~
'Cause I'm a capitalist
Gonna live off the interest
Gonna get my girl some silicone tits
Just as soon as I'm rich