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Sam's In The Ground

This song is by Patterson Hood.

We're hoping, we're hoping
We don't get caught with our flies open
Heimlich maneuver, grandma's choking
Sister's reading something thought provoking

Garden's growing, Ethyl's hoeing
Sam's in the ground but his nails keep growing
Bob's in the shed with his ash a glowing
Ma looks the other way but I'm sure she's knowing

And it's all I can do keeping up with you
It's all I can do to keep from breaking in two

Sam's in the ground, Sam's in the ground
Something seems to happen every time I turn around
Sister's on the jungle gym, upside down
Bob's looking in the mirror with a wedding gown

It's all I can do keeping up with you
All I can do to keep from breaking in two
Sam's in the ground and Grandma is too
Grandpa's walking 'round with nothing to do

Written by:

Patterson D Hood

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