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Floyd The Barber

This song is by Nirvana and appears on the album Bleach (1989).

Bell door on clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's clutch

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

Written by:

Kurt Cobain

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These can't possibly be the correct lyrics. I think you all are fucking FUCKING retarded if you TRULY believe they are.