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​Union

This song is by Neurotic Outsiders and appears on the album Neurotic Outsiders (1996).

Tell me mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the sickest Sex Pistol of them all?

Is it Johnny Rotten? I don't know
I'd really like to ask him, but he drives me up the wall

Now take old Sidney Vicious, he's a clown
He'd turn his mother in for less than half a crown

But I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union

But I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union

Now take my mate, old Cookie, he's off his head
Just give him his Daily Mirror and a pint of Whatney's red

Now here comes Stevie Jonesy, He's a slag
He loves to get his knob sucked wrapped in a Union Jack

But I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union

Never trust a hippie, they killed Bambi
We gave a little filth and fury for all your mugs to see
There's nothing like the real thing, so they say
Just like a creepy cockroach, we'll never fade away

But I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union

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