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NOFX:Hot Dog In A Hallway Lyrics

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Hot Dog In A Hallway

This song is by NOFX and appears on the album Heavy Petting Zoo (1996).

He'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds
Me I can't breathe
That's why I love her yeah
I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation
I always know where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her
She's my phillie, I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her

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