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​Here Comes The Mayo

This song is by Molotov and appears on the Original Movie Soundtrack Y Tu Mamá También (Original Soundtrack) (2001).

Club sandwich, sandwich de cuates
Mal movimiento y te llueven mecates
Pacto, pacto de sangre
Parcha a su novia también a su madre
Se dice que son los charolastras
Ladillas, gandallas, manchados y lacras
Las damas chidas, la banda pa'rriba
Saca bachita lechera chichita
Y si fumo guarumo me duele la chonteca
Al rato me aguito me de bajón y seca
Así es la pandilla, la banda ladilla
Las bachas, las tachas, la pura carrilla
El reven, el ruido, los pelos del Huido
El carro pesado del beso salado
Usted va a Quertaro se va a caballo
You better step back cuz here comes the mayo

Coro
Here comes the mayo, shake my macana mama
Shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo, shake my macana mama
Shake, shake my macana

(This paragraph needs more polishing... really difficult to hear):
Yo, now you wanna trip, your bitch is my bitch
I treat you like a brother afta' bust that lip
but on a real tip, your mom suck my dick
she took it down just like in that porno flick
dude but that's not it, I know you're gonna flip
I did her in the shitter and she let one rip
but me an u was boys like single shit???
Crack a fucking brew and gimme a sip

Se pone hasta el gorro le gana la risa
Después de una hora le viene la eriza
Le hablo al tocayo, se saca otro gallo
Le sube le baja, se pone morado
Me fui para afuera, para echar bacilón
(tratando evitar el nervio del balcón)
Entre becho, abacho, y apapacho gacho
Si ven a la Diana le mando un aBracho

Coro

Tu culo, tu culo, eyaculo
A la banda precoz que se viene temprano
Mi amigo, mi cuate de sangre, mi hermano
De tanto chaco tiene pelo en la mano
Tantas horchatas pachecas ya chole
Siempre te toca mover el atole
Fumando mota, la vida se agota
It was livin' livin' all loca

With a lick of your tit and a flick of your clit
moisten slit and here comes the dick
yo'mom did the trick, make it kindda sick
you thought she was at trip but she was sitting on my prick
Happens all the time, this kindda shit
A second to swallow, first no spit
Yes she's a pro, a first rate whore
She took my mayo right through her back door.

Coro

Yeah everybody knows you bitch uptown.
Elastic broke and knickers came down,
must be strange getting home everynight,
sticking it in feelin something ain't right.
Her muff like a bucket,
everyone fucked it,
scabs 'round her mouth,
yeah let the bitch suck it, Fuck it!!,
here I am at back door
You slip it in and there's room for one more.

Coro (X2)