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​Positively Bodies Parking Lot

This song is by Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper and appears on the album Bo-Day-Shus!!! (1987).

The syndicate of soul is playing at the free frank frenzy
Me and Mitchell are drinking ourselves into gin oblivion
Roll one of this, roll one of that, an I know just where we at

'Cause it's positively Bodies parking lot
I'm going back there, I can't stop

Got a bottle of beer outta the back out my car
Underage girls goin' in the back door
Yeah, we're outside the world famous Neon dive bar
Crazed couples are pumping away behind the Dipsty dumpster of love
Lorna Doone, queen of the ladies room, got herself a new bridegroom
He's buyin' a rubber there in the bathroom with a thousand tiny pleasure spikes
His buddy's puking in the sink for the third time that night
Go for a killing, Bullethead, taking pictures with the infrared

And it's positively Bodies parking lot
I'm going back there, I can't stop

The regulars are glued to their barstools and Jose Sinatra, he's a-starting to drool
But his feet are getting mighty small and I'm standing there in the hall
Tomcats singing wild and true, blasting out them super blues
It's a Friday night in the summertime, I'm going out of my mind
Harvey's teeth are scaring me, go down to the ditch to take a pee
Crickets are singing a Beat Farmers song I can smell Alberto's mighty strong
Jack bent his wife just back over the fire hydrant, the water's shooting high in the sky
And the Silver Eagle motorcycles are drowning there, don't you know

'Cause it's positively Bodies parking lot
I'm going back there, I can't stop

Country Dick and the Snugglebunnies got me in an airplane spin
I'm thinking about gin, sin, and these three ex-girlfriends
They done showed up to squish my head, but I was saved by this guy they call
Well, they call him Mojo's dad 'cause he's a screaming lunatic
Librarian from El Cajon checking out my love bone
Redhead says that she wants me to dance, Rock Jet's got everybody in a trance
Pink expectations causin' intoxications
I can smell the mating dance of them fornication

Be young, be foolish
Be happy, blasting out of the jukebox
Two a.m., lights are on, nobody can stop, nobody's going home
Can't leave, can't go anywhere, 'cause you know you're already there

It's positively Bodies parking lot
Positively Bodies parking lot
Positively Bodies parking lot
It's positively Bodies parking lot
Yes, it's positively Bodies parking lot

Written by:

Mojo Nixon