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​I'm A Wreck

This song is by Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper and appears on the album Root Hog Or Die (1989).

Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's been calling me a bum

Woke up this morning, my liver said to me
Come on, boy, let that alcohol be
Go to detox like father, like son
AA meetings here I come

Well I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's in pieces
Everything around me smells like feces

Fired from my job at the sock factory
Cars been repossessed I've got water on the knee
My bowels are blocked, my ears are full of wax
Here comes another heart attack

Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's been calling me a bum

All this Mountain Dews and Jolt soda pops
Making my teeth rot, rot, rot,
Dennis the Menace to society
Keep them Nazis away from me

Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's been calling me a bum

I got the midriff bulge from too many beers
Little love handles sticking out like fishing piers
Covered with shingles, my bladder's giving way
Love birds making me look like a fink

Well, I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's been calling me a bum

Throwing up blood in the back of a van
I can tell you, buddy, that this wasn't my plan
Give me some fruit, some yogurt too
Anything to add I just might spew

Well I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's in pieces
Everything around me smells like feces