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I Don't Want No Cybersex

This song is by Mojo Nixon and appears on the album The Real Sock Ray Blue (1999).

Well, I wanna taste your motherboard
And click your scuzzy drive
Honey, when you fell me power up
That won't be Intel inside

It's laptop or lap dance
And honey, you gotta decide
Are you gonna go for the gusto
Or stay online and hide

The redneck will take a rain check
On that cybersex
It's just new fangled chicken chokin'
For that Generation X
I need me a real live woman
Who's sittin' on top and damn near comin'
I reject cybersex

Baby, forget the Internet
Let's just go park and pet
If I'm gonna catch me some nasty virus
I wanna be closer to you than Tibet

I ain't talkin' micro
And I ain't talkin' soft
A bunch of keyboard typing
Don't get this Bubba off

The redneck will take a rain check
On that cybersex
It's just new fangled chicken chokin'
For that Generation X
Well, I need me a real live woman
Who's sittin' on top and damn near comin'
I reject cybersex
Get outta here, get away from me

Well, the solution to this conundrum
Is to find a cure for AIDS
Then you computer nerd masturbators
One day might get laid

Well, I'm lookin' through your windows
And I can see your very bold font
Yeah, postcards from the King
That's the only e-mail I want

Well, I don't wanna log on
Just wanna slip my log in
And point and click my joystick
In you silicone valley of sin

The redneck will take a rain check
On that cybersex
It's just new fangled chicken chokin'
For that Generation X
Well, I need me a real live woman
Who's sittin' on top and damn near comin'
I reject cybersex
Yeah, I don't want no cybersex
I reject cybersex
Yeah, I don't want no cybersex
I reject cybersex