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Zebras Smell Funny

This song is by Mimo.

I can't breathe.

I have a little problem, I don't know what to do.
Roses in the garden, smell like cheese that's blue.

The things I like to sniff, are really smelling weird.
My birthday cake today, smelled like wet yak beard.

A whiff of barbecue, would really be so nice.
But the only thing I smell, is rotten bloated lice.

I can't take it anymore. Check, check, can you hear me?

Zebras smell funny, And I know it's not good.
Zebras smell funny, With a nose full of food.

I'm Really really hoping, to smell like I once did,
The scent of cereal, is of blended squid.

I'm going to the vet, to see what he can do.
Things are real annoying, my gum smells like a shoe.

The waiting room was packed, I didn't mean to stare.
I saw a dung beetle, smelled just like a pear.

Does anyone have a Kleenex? Check, check, can you hear me?

Zebras smell funny, And I know it's not good.
Zebras smell funny, With a nose full of food.

A last I saw the doc, he knew just what was wrong.
In my nose was stuck, noodles 12 feet long.

My sniffer was quite clogged, by a lot of spaghetti.
And something that looked like, hairballs from a Yeti.

I can't begin to say, how happy that I am.
That twinkies and licorice no longer smell like ham!

Oh yeah, I am free! Check, check, can you hear me?

Zebras smell funny, And I know it's not good.
Zebras smell funny, With a nose full of food.

Zebras smell funny, And I know it's not good.
Zebras smell funny, With a nose full of food.

Not any more! Uh, I can breathe, ah!

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