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Monologue Song

This song is by Miley Cyrus.

There's a photo of me being kissed by a dude
And Annie Leibovitz tried to get me nude
For those of you that think that's very crude
I'm sorry that I'm not perfect

I never stole a necklace or got a DUI
Never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy
So what, you can see a little boob from the side
I'm sorry that I'm not perfect

And sure, I danced on a pole
And people called it sinning
But at least I didn't date a porn star
And tell everyone I'm winning

(Make a dirty tape and pass it along)
(Didn't text a photo of your dong)
Don't both of these things seem worse than a bong?
I'm sorry (She's sorry)
So sorry (So sorry)
Really sorry that I'm not perfect!

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