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UKIP Calypso

This song is by Mike Read.

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UKIP Calypso
Tax payers money where does it go?
Not even George Osborne knows
When we're in power and we engage
There will be no tax on minimum wage

Our leaders committed a cardinal sin
Open the borders let them all come in
Illegal immigrants in every town
Stand up and be counted Blair and Brown

Oh yes when we take charge
And the new Prime Minister is Farage
We can trade with the world again
When Nigel is at number 10

The British People have been let down
That's why UKIP is making ground
From Crewe to Cleethorpes to Outer Hendon
They don't believe Cameron's referendum

Coalition could be a fact
With any party we could make a pact
Stop telling lies about us too
And we'll stop telling the truth about you

Oh yes when we take charge
And the new Prime Minister is Farage
We can trade with the world again
When Nigel is at number 10

Though our pension scheme is in a mess
We need money for the NHS
With Jean-Claude Juncker we're giving away
55 million every day

Oh what a farce, he won the vote
This is my favourite Juncker quote
He looked the reporters straight in the eyes
"When things get serious it's time to lie"

Oh yes when we take charge
And the new Prime Minister is Farage
We can trade with the world again
When Nigel is at number 10

The EU live in wonderland
Tried to ban bent bananas and British jam
We don't want jam the EU way
Jam yesterday, tomorrow and never today

The daily polls suggest somehow
UKIP are the third party now
In the Euro elections we were so immersed
We weren't the third party, we were the first

Oh yes when we take charge
And the new Prime Minister is Farage
We can trade with the world again
When Nigel is at number 10

When the government's sitting on the fence
UKIP policies make more sense
Get out of Europe, is our target
Common wealth and not common market

Other parties please take note
UKIP is not a protest vote
So mark your cross and by word of mouth
Tell them what to do in Thanet South

Oh yes when we take charge
And the new Prime Minister is Farage
We can trade with the world again
When Nigel is at number 10

With the EU we must be on our mettle
They want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles
Our hairdryers, smartphones and vacuum cleaners
But UKIP is wise to their misdemeanours

Farage he likes his fags and beer
But there's one thing I want to get clear
Now I like Nigel he's a friend of mine
He appears on Dimbleby on Question Time

Oh yes when we take charge
And the new Prime Minister is Farage
We can trade with the world again
When Nigel is at number 10

The other parties will count the costings
In Eastleigh, Thurrock and Boston
Labour and Tories shaking in their boots
When UKIP kick them up the grassroots

Meanwhile down on Clacton-on-Sea
UKIP are making history
Douglas Carswell we're quite adamant
Will be the first MP in parliament

Oh yes when we take charge
And the new Prime Minister is Farage
We can trade with the world again
When Nigel is at number 10

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